Tuesday, January 27, 2009

It's Not Just For Leftovers Anymore

All You is your every day women's magazine. It stays on top of the latest quick and healthy dinners, 10 symptoms you should never ignore and of course, tips on how to look good at every age. In their latest issue, they also offer an innovative way to commit suicide while moisturizing your lips: 

"Soften your pout: coat lips with petroleum jelly, then cover mouth with plastic wrap. After 5 minutes, remove wrap and scrub your lips with a soft toothbrush."

Unfortunately, most readers won't make it to the scrubbing with a soft toothbrush step.  Am I the only one who doesn't understand how this is logistically possible without losing consciousness? I think I'll just keep applying ChapStick every 10 minutes like a 12 -year-old girl who collects Lip Smackers and smells of grape, bubble gum and strawberry banana.

1 comment:

kalabalik said...

You don't have a nose? o.O
It only says to cover the mouth with pastic, but if you don't have a nose i understand it's hard to sta conscious. For the others out there i think it would be no problem breathing during those five minutes... ;)