Thursday, March 26, 2009

Picture of the Week 3.27.09

Where do I start?

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Just Kick It!

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Ahh, dude, you're out of freedom fries? Give me the Obama Fingers then.

Obama-Fingers (w/curry sauce): Germany's homage to our new president 

"It was supposed to be a homage to the American lifestyle and the new US president," said... Judith Witting, sales manager for Sprehe... "Americans are more relaxed. Not like us stiff Germans, like (Chancellor Angela) Merkel."

WAIT...IT GETS BETTER. Judith adds:

The idea, she claimed, was to get in on the Obama-mania which is continuing to grip Germany. The word "fingers" in the name refers to the fact that it is a finger food. "It's like hotdogs," Witting said. "No one would ever think they are actually from dogs."

Wait, these aren't Obama's fingers? Coated and fried? No thanks then. 

Monday, March 9, 2009

Wal-Mart's Latest Combo Deal: Buy a Wallet, Get 10 Teeth

FALMOUTH, Mass. — A customer shopping at a Walmart in Falmouth told store workers he found 10 human teeth in a wallet he was about to purchase.

Police said the man found the teeth Saturday when he unzipped a compartment in the wallet. One tooth had a filling.
The customer turned the wallet and the teeth over to employees but left the store without giving his name.
Police investigating the incident told The Cape Cod Times that the teeth belong to an adult, but since there was no blood or gum tissue on the teeth, they would be unable to perform DNA tests.

A Walmart spokeswoman said the company believes it was an "isolated incident," but will investigate.

-- Associated Press

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Butt Implants Make it Big on Local TV; Reporter Loses Control

If you have a tiny bum, I'm all for butt implants. However, I am not all for having butt implants as headliners on local news. Actually, what am I talking about. This video is beautiful insanity at its greatest. The reporter completely loses control, which is perfectly understandable with the b-roll the station decided to air. Why on earth did the implantee need to keep poking at it to demonstrate the problem?
Why not jut buy yourself some of these?

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Picture of the Week 3.3.09

March is Women's History Month so it is a perfect time to remind all the ladies out there that if you want to avoid unwanted and unwarranted drunken kisses, the uglier, the better.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

"Oh someone is down..."

Watch as New York's PIX 11 reports on these crazy women during Filene's Running of the Brides and half way through, their camera man catches footage of one of them on the ground. The reaction is priceless. I was at Filene's Union Square yesterday, one day after this fiasco, and the fitting room attendants told me they had to blow off some steam after what they had gone through with the brides. What method did they choose? They were using the store intercom to page celebrities - just while I was in the store, I heard pages for Cameron Diaz, Sylvester Stallonne, and Sean Combs. Each followed by a burst of laughs from Filene's staff. Thumbs up to you Filene's staff - I like it!

On a separate note, This video makes me very sad to be a lady.