Crying Japanese Babies

A competition held in Hiroshima where giant sumo wrestlers get little babies to cry. The baby that cries the quickest and loudest wins. Japan, I think you are taking it too far, no? I've been accused of having a Japan obsession, but with content like this, a girl can't help herself.

Edward Scissorhands Gets Laid Off, Gets a Hobby

"Today, I constructed my own wolverine claws then I proceeded to pounce on cardboard boxes like a baby cat all day long, because nothing says power like cutting through a box."

I can watch :26 all night long and not get tired of it. This man built fake wolverine claws (problem #1, unless you are a wolverine or have a lawn and gardening business), jumped off a kiddy trampoline (problem #2), catching approximately 2 feet of air, and landed fist first into his lethal target, a cardboard box (problem #3). I'm not suggesting you slash a human to make this more life-like, but at least put those claws to good use and tear up that god awful couch.

Who let the dogs out, and ironed them on your jacket?

To apologize for a week of no blog posts, I thought only a swinetastic jacket would do. Please note that Lassie is winking... at you. Enjoy. 

If Blossom and Family Matters were still on the air, even Ahmadinejad would have a soft spot for the US

I don't know why I'm on his blast from the past kick - first Alf, now Blossom, Six and Urkel - but hey, they don't make intros like this anymore. Hell, they don't make sitcoms anymore. If Blossom was on TV today, she'd be doing those dance moves in a bikini, holding scorpions while balancing on a tight rope. Down with reality TV! Except Rock of Love and Tough Love because those shows should have TV tenure. Don't judge me.

WARNING: Never Look a Gorilla in the Eye!

A gorilla named Bokito escaped from Rotterdam Zoo recently. During his escape the animal attacked a female visitor, who had frequent eye contact with the animal. This presumably led to the attack, since gorillas do not like direct eye contact. They're giving these glasses away at the Rotterdam Zoo following the incident. 

These could be useful in so many situations. The zoo is not one of them.

am Zoo after a woman was attacked by a gorilla she made eye contact with. These could be useful in so many situation.

Presidential Pirate Killers

Happy Easter!